Weekend Happenings: Roller Derby, Comedy, Dancing

It's Thursday, and you have no idea what you'll do for the weekend.

Patch is coming to the rescue. We've got the best bets for your done-work-outta-here time. Check our picks for the activities to hit and new bars/restaurants/shops to explore.

1. 

• Where/When: Yonkers P.A.L. (127 N. Broadway); Saturday at 7 p.m.
• Why go:  If you saw the movie Whip It, you know why
• Pricing: $12 presale, $15 at the door, $20 for VIP trackside seats, children under 8 are free with adult admission

2.

• Where/When: Temple Beth Torah in Upper Nyack; Saturday at 7:30 p.m.
• Why go: Stay local and see comedians that have appeared on David Letterman, Showtime and other platforms
• Pricing: $18 in advance or $23 at the door

3. 

• Where/When: Palisades Center, 1st floor; Sunday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.  
• Why go: It's never too soon to start thinking about college, but with so many different schools, it can be a daunting task. College fairs put everything in one place to help make comparisons all in one shot.
• Pricing: Free

4. USO Show and Dance Blast from the Past

• Where/When: Tappan Reformed Church; Saturday at 6 p.m.  
• Why go: Get your dancing shoes on and support the restoration and missions of the church with great live music and refreshments
• Pricing: $15 or $10 for seniors (call  845-623-4521 to reserve a spot)

5. 

• Where/When: Rockland Jewish Community Campus; Sunday from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
• Why go: There will be a petting zoo, carnivals, face painting, music and more—get the kids out for the day and have fun! 
• Pricing: Free